Британская пресса

Шуточка стара, как мир, но меня неизменно радует.

The Times is read by the people who run the country.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the men who run the country.
The Guardian is read by the people who would like to run the country.
The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who remember the country as it used to be.
The Daily Express is read by the people who think the country is still like that.

или:
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Я, кстати, больше всего The Guardian люблю.

For physics fans

Пишу билеты для второго курса и наслаждаюсь.

( Far, far future )